So many fandoms so little time.

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Sep 1

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

Sep 1

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing)

Sep 1

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month of “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

Sep 1

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

(Source: lilevanses)

Sep 1
professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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Sep 1

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

Sep 1

thebigbangtheorists:

season seven meme

one/four romantic scenes • sheldon’s late night declaration

Sep 1

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Sep 1

croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

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Sep 1

latenightontheastronomytower:

Let’s go home.

Sep 1

amyskhaleesi:

happy 1st september! 

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everybody knows I’m cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I’m going back—-

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Sep 1
cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

teamj2:

gilraenis:

#Dean is a professional poker face runner #Sam is just like LOL FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT THIS TAKE ME BACK TO STANFORD

#tyra would be proud of you dean

#america’s next top hunter

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

teamj2:

gilraenis:

#Dean is a professional poker face runner #Sam is just like LOL FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT THIS TAKE ME BACK TO STANFORD

#tyra would be proud of you dean

Sep 1
waxwendingo:

Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

waxwendingo:

Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

Sep 1
valkyriepain:

Waiting for The Dying Of The Light…

valkyriepain:

Waiting for The Dying Of The Light…

Sep 1

dumplingdean:

petition for dean to get some cock in season 10 because homeboy is hella stressed.